My fellow Americans,

You caved. That’s right. I saw you there. You with your big gas guzzling SUV’s and minivans. I thought we had a deal?!?! We were going to take Big Oil down to it’s knees.

Oh…me? How’d I know? How’d I see these folks? Oh….um….my Camry was on empty. I had to go to the local Scholarship Night. I did. Seriously. But you? What’s your excuse?

Sincerely,

Jake